SPORTS FEEVER – Written by Chris Fee (chrisjfee@yahoo.com)
First thing is first in this week’s column.
We will be broadcasting the following Section Football Championship games on KROX Radio and the KROX Video Live stream.
Thursday, November 3 at Fargodome –
12:30 PM – Fertile-Beltrami vs Blackduck – CLICK HERE TO WATCH
5:00 PM – Red Lake County vs Mahnomen-Waubun – CLICK HERE
8:00 PM – East Grand Forks vs Dilworth-G-F – CLICK HERE
Friday, November 4 at Fargodome –
8:00 PM – Crookston vs Barnesville – CLICK HERE TO WATCH
Saturday, November 5 8AA Volleyball at Glyndon
7:00 PM – East Grand Forks vs Barnesville click on listen live in the upper right-hand corner to listen!
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Last week I picked the area Section Football semi-final games to perfection except for the Warren-A-O and Goodridge-Grgyla game. I was 9-1 so the High School Football swami is going to try a crack at the five area section championships.
SECTION 8AA Championship –
SEMI-FINAL 1
Crookston (5-5) will take on Barnesville (9-0) on Friday night at the Fargodome.
Crookston lost to Barnesville 28-0 in week two of the season and the Pirates played a great first half. Crookston turned the ball over in back-to-back possessions in the third quarter and next thing you know Barnesville scored two touchdowns off the turnovers and game was over.
Barnesville will be the HEAVY favorite in the game and not only are they the favorite to win the section championship, but they are also one of the favorites to win the STATE championship. They dominated the Crookston offense and shut down Crookston’s running game. If Crookston can run the ball it could be a somewhat competitive game. Crookston has confidence, they have nothing to lose because they are supposed to lose this game.
I will have to pick against my heart and go Barnesville by 30.
SECTION 8A Championship –
Red Lake County (8-2) takes on Mahnomen-Waubun (8-1). The last time the teams met, Mahnomen-Waubun was a two-point conversion better the Red Lake County. This time, I am predicting Red Lake County wins by 10 points behind a solid performance by the Rebels.
SECTION 8 9-MAN Championship –
Goodridge-Grygla (8-2) takes on Kittson County Central (10-0). This could be interesting, but I think Kittson County Central is playing so well, they have so many weapons, and I will have to go with KCC to win by 20.
SECTION 6 9-MAN SEMI-FINALS –
SEMI-FINAL 1 –
Fertile-Beltrami (9-0) takes on Blackduck (8-2). Blackduck has been playing some solid football lately, but Fertile-Beltrami is more explosive on the offensive side this year and will be tough on the turf. Fertile-Beltrami to win by 30.
SECTION 8AAA SEMI-FINALS –
Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton (9-0) takes on East Grand Forks (6-4). DGF needed a late game touchdown to beat Thief River Falls and I think East Grand Forks, a team that is used to playing on turf, will pull off the upset and win by 10.
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The Section 8AA Volleyball championship is set with East Grand Forks beating Roseau 3-0 and Barnesville beating Hawley 3-1.
East Grand Forks is playing really good volleyball right now and have made tremendous improvement as the season has progressed. They are a well-balanced team and everyone on the floor can hurt you.
Barnesville has been solid all season long and beat Hawley 3-1 in the semi-finals and are rolling. Barnesville beat East Grand Forks 3-1 in one of the first matches of the season for both teams. The match was in Barnesville.
The championship match will be played at Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton because it is a neutral site.
BUT, East Grand Forks to Glyndon is 86 miles.
Barnesville to Glyndon is 20.4 miles.
A difference of an hour of driving. If I was EGF, I would protest and have it moved a little closer to the middle. But, they won’t because they aren’t petty like I am.
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The Section 8A Volleyball championship match is set with Lake of the Woods taking on Badger-Greenbush-Middle River. This should be a great match at UMC on Friday night.
BGMR beat LOW 3-1 on September 27 and I am guessing BGMR will win again, but I am predicting a 3-2 score.
Here is an interesting stat, LOW beat East Grand Forks and Barnesville this year.
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Congratulations to the following Section 8A Cross Country champions –
Girls Team Champion – Perham Yellowjackets
Girls Individual Champion – Jade Rypkema from Nevis
Boys Team Champion – Perham Yellowjackets
Boys Individual Champion – Bjorn Anderson from Perham
Also to the Hawley girls’ and Park Rapids Area boys’ teams on advancing to the State Meet!
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The first day of MSHSL Winter Sports practices, the first competition date, and state tourney dates are listed below –
Wrestling starts November 21 (first competition date is December 1 and State is March 2-4)
Boys Hockey starts November 14 (first competition date is November 23 and State is March 8-11)
Girls Basketball starts November 14 (first competition date is November 23 and State is March 15-18)
Boys Basketball starts November 21 (first competition date is December 1 and State is March 22-25)
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We have posted the Crookston Pirate Winter Sports team’s schedules on our site. Click on the link below to go to the page. The schedules, of course, are likely to change more than once for several reasons, including winter storms.
CROOKSTON PIRATE WINTER SPORTS SCHEDULES
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JOKES
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, and the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman, and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, ” I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married.”
The man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”
The woman says, “GOOD ….get your own damn blanket!!!”
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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?’
‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.’
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There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase it’s sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.”
Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, “No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time”.
Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sex this time”.
As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t give away free sex”. The buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged — my wife won twice last week.”
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It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, which she closed behind him, and took him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had enough, they went downstairs and she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “But what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “Last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, ‘Screw him. Give him a dollar.’ The breakfast was my idea.”
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How are former Crookston Pirates athletes doing in college or elsewhere?
****LET ME KNOW OF OTHERS TO ADD TO THE LIST. Email me at chrisjfee@yahoo.com
Jacey Larson is a freshman playing hockey at Dakota College at Bottineau
Olivia Huck is a freshman playing soccer at Minnesota State Moorhead.
Brooks Butt is a freshman playing football at the University of Jamestown.
Aleah Bienek is a freshman playing hockey at Trine University in Indiana.
Elise Tangquist is the Assistant Girls Volleyball and Assistant Girls Golf Coach this year at Heritage Christian Academy in Maple Grove.
Emma Borowicz is a sophomore running track at Minnesota State Mankato.
Kaleb Thingelstad is a sophomore playing golf at North Central University in the Twin Cities.
Joslynn Leach is a sophomore playing golf at Concordia College in Moorhead. The Cobbers wrapped up the Fall season.
Brady Butt is a Junior playing football at the University of Jamestown.
Rachel Hefta is a Senior playing volleyball at Hastings College in Nebraska.
Ty Hamre is playing football at Bemidji State University.
Paul Bittner is playing professional hockey in Norway.
Kate MacGregor is senior swimming at Minnesota State Moorhead.
Aleece Durbin is a Junior on the University of North Dakota Women’s Track and Field team.
Nick Garmen is a junior playing tennis at the University of Minnesota Morris.
Elizabeth Erdman is a coach for the Moorhead Red Dragon swim team.
Crookston School District Coaches –
Emily Meyer is the Pirate head girls hockey coach and softball assistant coach.
Lacia Hanson is the Junior High softball coach.
Jeremy Lubinski is a Pirate 8th Grade Football coach.
Amy Boll is the head Pirate Girls Track head coach
Sarah Reese is the Pirate Head Girls Soccer coach
Cody Brekken is the Crookston Community Pool Supervisor
Marley Melbye is the Head Girls Swimming coach
Brock Hanson is a Pirate Baseball volunteer assistant coach.
Ben Halos is a Pirate Baseball assistant coach.
Alex LaFrance is a Pirate Baseball volunteer assistant coach.
Jeff Perreault is the Pirate Girls Golf head coach
Wes Hanson is the Pirate Wrestling Head Coach and assistant boys golf coach
Kevin Weber is a Pirate Boys Basketball volunteer assistant coach
Connor Morgan is the Pirate Boys Hockey assistant coach
Sam Melbye is the Pirate Boys J.V. Hockey coach
Chris Dufault is a youth wrestling Coach
Colton Weiland is an assistant wrestling coach
Non-Crookston High School coaching –
Collin Reynolds is the head baseball coach for the University of Colorado Buffalo Club Baseball team.
Trent Stahlecker is a School Security Specialist & he works for the Brevard Public Schools, Florida
Cody Weiland is an assistant wrestling coach at Proctor/Hermantown
Josh Edlund is the head football coach and phy ed teacher at Flandreau, South Dakota.
Allison Lindsey Axness is Assistant Varsity Volleyball Coach in Champlin Park
Jeff Olson is Head Wrestling coach and Head Baseball coach at Delano.
Jake Olson is an Assistant Football Coach and Head Boys Tennis coach at Delano.
Katy Westrom is Head Girls Tennis Coach and Head Boys Tennis coach at Monticello High School.
Matt Harris is an Assistant Principal/Athletic Director at Saguaro High School in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Marty Bratrud is the Superintendent and High School Principal at Westhope High School.
Gordie Haug is an assistant football coach at the University of Wyoming.
Mike Hastings is the Minnesota State Mankato Men’s head Hockey coach.
Mike Biermaier is the Athletic Director at Grand Forks Schools.
Stephanie (Lindsay) Perreault works with the North Dakota State stats crew for Bison football and volleyball and basketball in the winter. Stephanie’s husband, Ryan, is the assistant director for the Bison media relations
Jason Bushie is the hockey athletic trainer at Colorado College
Chris Myrold is the Director and Fitness at Mission Ranch and Fitness in Camel, California.
Kyle Buchmeier is a Tennis Pro at the Reed-Sweatt Family Tennis Center in Minneapolis
Ben Andringa is serving our country with the Army and is deployed to Iraq for nine months.
Jarrett Butenhoff is serving our country with the U.S. Navy.
Joshua Butenhoff is serving our country on a Submarine with the Pacific Fleet with the US Navy.
Peter Cournia is a 2002 Crookston High School Graduate and a grad of West Point and currently serving in the U.S. Army.
Erik Ellingson is serving our country with the U.S. Air Force at Minot.
Philip Kujawa, class of 2004, from Crookston High School. He is an Army recruiter in Rochester.
Rob Sobolik is the General Manager of the Fargodome
That’s it for this week. Thanks for the comments, and if you have anything to add or share, please e-mail chrisjfee@yahoo.com or call. Thanks for reading and listening to KROX RADIO and kroxam.com.
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