SPORTS FEEVER by Chris Fee of KROX Radio – chrisjfee@yahoo.com
Rain, rain, go away!!!! The rain is getting a little old right now. It continues to cause havoc for the tournaments, but everybody has found a way to make things work for the benefit of the kids. Hats off to all tournament directors, coaches, Activity Directors and everyone involved in getting the tournaments games in, even if it doesn’t go as planned!
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The Section 8A Boys and Girls Section 8A Track and Field meet will be held on Friday, May 31 at Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton High School.
SECTION 8A TRACK MEET SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
10:30 a.m. – Field Events begin
12:20 p.m. – National Anthem
12:30 -Girls 4×800 Relay
12:45 – Boys 4×800 Relay
1:00 – Girls 100 Meter Hurdles
1:05 – Boys 110 Meter Hurdels
1:15 – Girls 100 Meters followed by Boys 100 Meters
1:25 – Girls 4×200 Relay, followed by Boys 4×200 Relay
1:40 – Girls 1600 Meters, followed by Boys 1600 Meters
2:00 – Girls 4×100 Relay, followed by Boys 4×100 Relay
2:15 – Girls 400 Meters, followed by Boys 400 Meters
2:30 – Break to set up hurdles and catch up on award presentations
2:45 – Girls 300 Meter Hurdles, followed by Boys 300 Meter Hurdles
3:00 – Girls 800 Meters, followed by Boys 800 Meters
3:20 – Girls 200 Meters, followed by Boys 200 Meters
3:30 – Girls 3200 Meters, followed by Boys 3200 Meters
4:00 – Girls 4×400 Relay, followed by Boys 4×400 Relay
4:15 – Presentation of trophies
Once again, this year, I have scoured the results, and I will list the top two in each event as far as qualifying results, along with where the Crookston kids are ranked.
GIRLS 4×800 RELAY –
1. United Clay Becker 10:14.07
2. Climax-Fisher/Sacred Heart 10:28.69
BOYS 4×800 RELAY –
1. Park Rapids 8:42.38
2. Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton 9:18.96
GIRLS 100 METER HURDLES –
1. Nora Osowski – West Marshall 17:09
2. Zoey Werb – BGMR/Freeze 17.27
BOYS 110 METER HURDLES –
1. Kade Swanson – DGF – 15.49
2. Hayden Hauf – DGF – 15.52
GIRLS 100 METERS –
1. Ava Phrakonkham – Bagley/Fosston 12.54
2. Ashlyn Bailey – Crookston 12.95
BOYS 100 METERS –
1. Ayo Ogundeji – Nevis 10.95
2. Casey Macziewski – DGF 11.49
13. Aaron Gosse – Crookston 12.02
GIRLS 4×200 RELAY –
1. West Marshall 1:48.05
2. DGF 1:50.39
BOYS 4×200 RELAY –
1. DGF 1:34.10
2. Nevis 1:36.99
GIRLS 1600 METERS –
1. Emmi Ihry – Climax-Fisher/SH 5:16.61
2. Lily Olson – United Clay-Becker 5:32.19
BOYS 1600 METERS –
1. Noah Huot – Park Rapids 4:36.13
2. Owen Winter – DGF 4:49.40
GIRLS 4×100 RELAY –
1. West Marshall 51.22
2. Bagley/Fosston 51.96
7. Crookston 54.17
BOYS 4×100 RELAY –
1. Bagley/Fosston 45.60
2. BGMR/Freeze 45.61
GIRLS 400 METERS –
1. Katrina Hitchen – Fertile-Beltrami 58.84
2. Annika Aakre – Park Christian 1:01.66
15. Brooklyn Waldal – Crookston 1:07.86
BOYS 400 METERS –
1. Charles Scholl – Ada-Borup-West 52.00
2. Landon Bakke – United Caly-Becker 52.56
GIRLS 300 HURDLES –
1. Hannah Pederson – West Marshall 46.85
2. Ashlyn Nelson – Goodridge/Grygla 49.93
BOYS 300 HURDLES –
1. Logan Koubandonh – Roseau 43.57
2. Bryce Frenzel – Northome/Kelliher 43.57
GIRLS 800 METERS –
1. Jayla Abrahamson – Climax-Fisher/SH 2:25.75
2. Sarah Prodzinski – Ada-Borup-West 2:27.97
14. Katelyn Christensen – Crookston 2:41.73
BOYS 800 METERS –
1. Bridger Larson – United Clay-Becker 2:05.05
2. Carter Julin – DGF 2:08.41
GIRLS 200 METERS –
1. Ava Phrakonkham – Bagley/Fosston 26.07
2. Katrina Hitchen – Fertile-Beltrami 26.27
6. Ashlyn Bailey – Crookston 27.74
9. Chloe Boll – Crookston 28.10
BOYS 200 METERS –
1. Bodey DeVries – DGF 22.68
2. Leif Shervey – United Clay Becker 22.71
10. Aaron Gosse – Crookston 24.75
GIRLS 3200 METERS –
1. Emmi Ihry – Climax-Fisher/SH 11:44.34
2. Jovie Marshall – United Clay-Becker 12:32.13
BOYS 3200 METERS –
1. Noah Huot – Park Rapids 10:09.50
2. Asher Bervig – Park Rapids 10:11.78
GIRLS 4×400 RELAY –
1. Fertile-Beltrami 4:16.49
2. United Clay-Becker 4:16.77
BOYS 4×400 RELAY –
1. United Clay-Becker 3:36.23
2. Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton 3:43.54
GIRLS HIGH JUMP –
1. Allison LaVine – Clearbrook-Gonvick 5-03
2. Ava Phrakonkham – Bagley/Fosston 5-03
BOYS HIGH JUMP –
1. Macswel Kunza – DGF 6-02
2. Jackson Kaiser – Bagley/Fosston 6-0
2. Charles Scholl – Ada-Borup-West 6-0
2. Ethan Buckholtz – Nevis 6-0
GIRLS POLE VAULT –
1. Addison Lauwagie – Park Rapids 10-01
2. Chloe Boll – Crookston 9-07
4. Halle Winjum – Crookston 8-07
9. Nora Groven – Crookston 7-07
BOYS POLE VAULT –
1. Joe Wilson – DGF 13-10
2. Hayden Rettke – Walker-H-A 12-04
4. Makoti Weber – Crookston 10-10
GIRLS LONG JUMP –
1. Ellie Sosa – DGF 17-01.25
2. Julia Miller – Ada-Borup-West 16-04
BOYS LONG JUMP –
1. Ryan Kangas – Win-E-Mac 22-09.75
2. Ayo Ogundeji – Nevis 22-08.00
GIRLS TRIPLE JUMP –
1. Ellie Sosa – DGF 37-00
2. Hannah Pederson – West Marshall 35-01
7. Grace Boll – Crookston 31-08
BOYS TRIPLE JUMP
1. Gavin McArthur – Mahnomen/Waubun 39-10.5
2. Hayden Hauf – DGF 39-08
GIRLS DISCUS
1. Aria Garrett – DGF 125-05
2. Emily Marquis – West Marshall 117-00
13. Halle Winjum – Crookston 87-01
BOYS DISCUS
1. Treston Nichols – BGMR/Freeze 144-11
2. Logan Broten – Bagley/Fosston 138-01
GIRLS SHOT PUT
1. Aria Garrett – DGF 38-03.50
2. McKinley Folland – Kittson County Central 37-01
BOYS SHOT PUT
1. Treston Nicholas – BGMR/Freeze 46-06
2. Josh Dudgeon – DGF 46-03.5
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The Section 8A Baseball tournament has been affected by the rain already. The West Sub-Section has postponed the games in Fertile schedule for Thursday and moved them to Friday with the 90 percent chance of rain. The East Sub-Section will go on as planned.
The final four in each sub-section are –
West – Sacred Heart, Ada-Borup-West, Red Lake County and Northern Freeze
East – Fosston, Blackduck, Bagley, and Mahnomen/Waubun
The Section 8AA teams remaining are below –
North – EGF, TRF, Roseau, Warroad
South – Perham, Hawley, Pelican Rapids, Ottertail Central
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The Section 8AA Baseball tournament has made a few changes with the forecast of rain on Thursday, May 30.
NORTH SUB-SECTION
East Grand Forks will host Warroad at 11:00 a.m.
Thief River Falls will host Roseau at 11:00 a.m.
The winners of the two games will play at 2:00 p.m. at EGF.
The losers of the two games will play at TRF.
SOUTH SUB-SECTION (at Perham)
Perham vs Pelican Rapids at 4:30 p.m.
Hawley vs Ottertail Central at 4:30 p.m.
The winners play at 5:00 p.m.
The losers play at 5:00 p.m.
Perham will host the third round on Monday, June 3
Perham will host the fourth round on Tuesday, June 4
Perham will host the championship on Thursday, June 6
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The Section 8A Boys Golf Champions are the Fertile-Beltrami Falcons once again. The Falcons won the two-day meet with a 658, 37 strokes better than Badger/Greenbush-Middle River.
Members of the Falcon team are Masen Nowacki, Caiden Swenby, Derek Sorenson, Daniel Ivanov, Gavin Aakhus, and Hunter Doyea.
Individuals advancing to state are Blake McMullen of Mahnomen/Waubun, Ty Grinsteiner of BGMR, James Palmer of Bagley, Masen Swenson of BGMR, Danyn Janousek of BGMR.
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The Section 8A Girls Golf Champions are the Badger/Greenbush-Middle River Gators. They won the two-day meet with a 790, 22 strokes better than Mahnomen/Waubun.
Members of the Gator team are Ava Christianson, Emily Burkel, Bethanie VonEnde, Khloe Fletcher, Zairyn Wimpfheimer, Clara Bergsnev.
Individuals advancing to the state tournament are Cady Clark of Mahnomen/Waubun (Medalist), Tyra Burke of Fertile-Beltrami, Kasey Waling of Kittson County Central, Isabella Schlick of Mahnomen/Waubun, and Leah Hlubek of Mahnomen/Waubun.
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Hampton Slukynsky, a former Warroad Warrior goaltender and current Fargo Force goalie, won the Dave Peterson Goalie of the Year Award in the USHL.
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“LACE ‘EM UP” BASKETBALL CAMP
Make plans now to attend the 29th annual “Lace ’em Up” basketball camp to be held in Red Lake Falls High School at the Robert Matzke Gym from June 3-6, 2024
The camp is open to any boys or girls in grades K-11. The camp is set up to run from 9:00 a.m. until 12:00 for grades 5-11 (grade they were in this past school year) each morning and from 12:30 until 3:00 p.m. for grades K-4 (grade they were in this past school year). The cost of the camp is $70, with a maximum cost per family of $100. If you register before May 22, you will also receive a camp T-shirt. After May 22, ALL SINGLE REGISTRATION FEES WILL BE $80, AND THE MAXIMUM COST PER FAMILY WILL BE $120 due to CAMP PREPARATION AND AWARD ORDERS.
Cut on the dotted line and return the following to: Steve Philion, 518 Champagne Ave., Red Lake Falls, MN 56750. (cell: 218-686-3608) (home: 218-253-2499). E-mail: sphilion@rlfedu.org
Make checks payable to: Lace ’em Up Basketball Camp
If anyone needs help with the cost of the camp, let Mr. Philion know as we have people who have offered to cover costs for kids that need financial help.
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Name____________________________________
Grade in 2023-2024________________ (GRADE JUST COMPLETED)
T-shirt sizes: Please circle one:
Youth sizes: EXTRA SMALL SMALL MEDIUM LARGE
Adult sizes: SMALL MEDIUM LARGE X-LARGE XX-LARGE
Address:_____________________________________________________________
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I, the parent of the above student agree to allow my child to participate in the 2024 “Lace ’em Up” basketball camp in Red Lake Falls. I also understand that the camp director, the City of RLF, and the RLF school district are not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or COVID that my child might incur.
SIGNATURE OF PARENT OR GUARDIAN:_______________________________________
Emergency cell number of parent or guardian:________________________________
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JOKES
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I’m listening.”
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A fire started on some grasslands near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.
The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily-controlled parts.
Watching all this, the farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department’s work and was so grateful that his farm had been spared, that right there on the spot he presented the volunteers with a check for $1,000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.
“That ought to be obvious,” he responded, wiping ashes off his coat. “The first thing we’re gonna do is get the brakes fixed on our fire truck!”
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There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up one more person before he turns in for the night. So he stops and pulls over and a nun gets in the car. She tells him where to go and they start off. It is a long drive and the driver keeps looking at the nun through the rear view mirror of his cab.
Now, the nun is getting very upset by this and says, “Um…can I help you??!!”
The taxi driver looks very embarrassed and says, “I’m sorry, it’s very embarrassing, I cannot say.”
And the nun looks at him and says, “Now, my son, I have been in this business far too long to be disturbed by anything you have to say, so go ahead.”
The driver thinks for a minute and says, “Ok, well, for as long as I can remember, I have had the biggest fantasy about kissing a nun.”
She looks amused at first then replies, “Well, I think I can help you with that, but first you must promise me two things, the first is that you are a Catholic, the second is that you are single. If you can promise this, I shall give you what you ask for.”
And the driver says, “Great!! Sure I’m a single Catholic!!”
So they pull into an alley and the nun crawls into the front seat of the cab and gives the driver an amazing kiss. Porn stars would be envious of this kiss. And they finish up and get back on the road.
Soon the taxi driver starts looking nervous and peering at the nun in the rear view mirror again. Just staring at her, and when the nun asks him why he is staring and he says, “Well, I’m afraid I haven’t been completely honest with you. You see, I’m not a catholic, and I’m also married.”
The nun smiles and says, “Well, I haven’t been honest with you either…My name is Kevin, and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
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How are former Crookston Pirates athletes doing in college or elsewhere?
****LET ME KNOW OF OTHERS TO ADD TO THE LIST. Email me at chrisjfee@yahoo.com
Emilee Tate is a freshman playing Softball at Northland Community and Technical College.
Halle Bruggeman is a freshman on the University of Wisconsin-Stout Women’s Tennis team.
Grace Fischer is a freshman on the Concordia College (Moorhead) Women’s Golf team.
Ethan Boll is a Freshman on the University of North Dakota Football team.
Breanna Kressin is a Sophomore on the Hockey Cheer Team for THE University of Minnesota Golden Gopher Hockey team.
Emma Osborn is a Sophomore playing basketball at Northland Technical and Community College in Thief River Falls.
Jacey Larson is a Sophomore playing hockey at Dakota College at Bottineau.
Aleah Bienek is a Sophomore playing hockey at Trine University in Indiana.
Elise Tangquist is the Head Girls Golf Coach at Horace High School in Fargo, ND..
Kaleb Thingelstad is a junior playing golf at Kansas Wesleyan.
Joslynn Leach is a sophomore playing golf at Concordia College in Moorhead. The Cobbers wrapped up the Fall season.
Brady Butt is a Junior playing football at the University of Jamestown.
Ty Hamre is playing football at Bemidji State University.
Aleece Durbin is a Junior on the University of North Dakota Womens Track and Field team.
Elizabeth Erdman is a coach for the Moorhead Red Dragon swim team.
Crookston School District Coaches
Emilee Tate is the Pirate 7th grade volleyball coach.
Todd Miner is a Pirate Football assistant coach.
Ben Parkin is the head Pirate Baseball Coach.
Jeremy Lubinski is a Pirate 8th Grade Football coach.
Amy Boll is the head Pirate Girls Track head coach
Sarah Reese is the Pirate Head Girls Soccer coach
Marley Melbye is the Head Girls Swimming coach and assistant girls golf coach
Jeff Perreault is the Pirate Girls Golf head coach
Connor Morgan is the Pirate Boys Hockey assistant coach
Sam Melbye is the Pirate Boys J.V. Hockey coach
Chris Dufault is a youth wrestling Coach
Non-Crookston High School coaching/Admin/etc
Tim Desrosier is an Assistant Coach for Warren-Alvarado-Oslo Pony Boys Basketball
Pat Wolfe is the head wrestling coach for Fosston/Bagley.
Austin Sommerfeld is an Assistant Athletic Director for Strategic Communication at the College of St. Scholastica in Duluth.
Collin Reynolds is the head baseball coach for the University of Colorado Buffalo Club Baseball team.
Trent Stahlecker is a School Security Specialist & he works for the Brevard Public Schools, Florida.
Cody Weiland is an assistant wrestling coach at Proctor/Hermantown.
Josh Edlund is the head football coach and phy ed teacher at Flandreau, South Dakota.
Allison Lindsey Axness is Assistant Varsity Volleyball Coach at Champlin Park
Jeff Olson is the Head Wrestling Coach and Head Baseball coach at Delano.
Jake Olson is an Assistant Football Coach and Head Boys Tennis coach at Delano.
Katy (Westrom) Horgen is the Head Boys Tennis coach at Monticello High School.
Matt Harris is an Assistant Principal/Athletic Director at Saguaro High School in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Marty Bratrud is the Superintendent and High School Principal at Westhope High School.
Gordie Haug is an assistant football coach at the University of Wyoming.
Mike Hastings is the Wisconsin Badgers Men’s head Hockey coach.
Mike Biermaier is the Athletic Director at Grand Forks Schools.
Stephanie (Lindsay) Perreault works with the North Dakota State stats crew for Bison football, volleyball, and basketball in the winter. Stephanie’s husband, Ryan, is the assistant director for Bison media relations.
Jason Bushie is the hockey athletic trainer at Colorado College.
Chris Myrold is the Director and Fitness at Mission Ranch and Fitness in Camel, California.
Kyle Buchmeier is a Tennis Pro at the Reed-Sweatt Family Tennis Center in Minneapolis
Ben Andringa is serving our country in the Army and is now a Ranger.
Jarrett Butenhoff is serving our country with the U.S. Navy.
Joshua Butenhoff is serving our country on a Submarine with the Pacific Fleet with the US Navy.
Peter Cournia is a 2002 Crookston High School Graduate and a grad of West Point and currently serving in the U.S. Army.
Erik Ellingson is serving our country with the U.S. Air Force at Minot.
Philip Kujawa class of 2004, from Crookston High School. He is an Army recruiter in Rochester.
Rob Sobolik is the General Manager of the Fargodome
That’s it for this week. Thanks for the comments, and if you have anything to add or share, please e-mail chrisjfee@yahoo.com or call. Thanks for reading and listening to KROX RADIO and kroxam.com.
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